Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
Here is a link made with Markdown.
And here is a scrippet:
Bart is talking on a tin-can phone, with the other end extending out the window.
BART
Operation Dizzy Beaver is go. I repeat. Operation Dizzy Beaver is go.
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Homer is asleep on the couch when...
Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
Markdown is apparently now playing nicely, but let us know if you find issues.
And it’s breaking scrippets in comments. Only the first line is coming through okay.
Crap.
Markdown uses brackets to denote links, and I think it’s seeing our scrippet tags as links. but it’s more than that. Angle brackets don’t work either.
Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
Here’s some stuff I [Andy] copy-pasted from a script online:
JOE and APRIL burst through the doors into a clean, well-lit seminar room.
JOE
Are we in time?
APRIL
How could they start without us?
We’re the main attraction.
Joe catches his breath as he leans against the podium at the front of the room.
JOE
(looking about the room)
We are?
APRIL
Don’t be a moron. You know we’ve been invited to Austin to discuss script format.
JOE
But why is the room empty?
April and Joe both look out across the room -- rows of empty chairs and nary a person in sight.
APRIL
Okay, okay, don’t panic.
She takes three deep breaths. Then she looks at her watch and smiles.
APRIL
(continuing)
We’re an hour early. We should rehearse.
JOE
Okay, you start. Margins?
APRIL
Left, 1.5 inches. Right, 1.0 inches. Top, 1.0 inches to the body, 0.5 inches to the number.
Bottom, 0.5 to 1.5 inches, depending on where the page break comes.
How does it look?
JOHN adds, same example, with dialogue kept together:
JOE and APRIL burst through the doors into a clean, well-lit seminar room.
JOE
Are we in time?
APRIL
How could they start without us? We’re the main attraction.
Joe catches his breath as he leans against the podium at the front of the room.
JOE
(looking about the room)
We are?
APRIL
Don’t be a moron. You know we’ve been invited to Austin to discuss script format.
JOE
But why is the room empty?
April and Joe both look out across the room -- rows of empty chairs and nary a person in sight.
APRIL
Okay, okay, don’t panic.
She takes three deep breaths. Then she looks at her watch and smiles.
APRIL
(continuing)
We’re an hour early. We should rehearse.
JOE
Okay, you start. Margins?
APRIL
Left, 1.5 inches. Right, 1.0 inches. Top, 1.0 inches to the body, 0.5 inches to the number. Bottom, 0.5 to 1.5 inches, depending on where the page break comes.
Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
You might have heard it before.
DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVE
Does it have to be a lightbulb?
Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
Might be as follows…
MAN
I could say this.
WOMAN
Yes, you could.
Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
This is a line outside of the scrippet to set up what I’m about to write.
The parole officer hits a test button on the anklet, which lets out a PIERCING ALARM.
And now another line of action.
MARGARET
Let’s never hear that again.
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EXT. FRONT OF HOUSE - DAY
Margaret walks heel-to-toe, counting her steps.
MARGARET
97. 98. 99.
With a piece of chalk, she draws a line on the concrete. She looks back to Gary, who’s waiting by the front door.
MARGARET (CONT’D)
Behold! The edge of your world. In the world.
(jumps over the line)
Out of the world. In the world. Out of the world. Look at me, I’m dancin’!
She starts doing the running man over the line. Even Gary’s dark mood is broken.
This line is after the scrippet.
Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
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ANTONIUS and IPSUM are walking down a tiny, crowded street.
ANTONIUS
Do you think in a thousand years, anyone will remember our names?
IPSUM
Not yours. But they’ll know mine. Because I intend to write something so profound that it will be remembered for the ages. Designers in the 20th Century call for Galadius Ipsum whenever they need to fill text blocks.
Antonius stops Ipsum short.
ANTONIUS
(whispering)
Do you see that girl over there?
IPSUM
The one smearing feces on the wall?
ANTONIUS
She’s more likely to write something that will endure through the ages.
IPSUM
Then I shall ask her to marry me.
(yelling over)
Excuse me! Hag!
The deranged woman turns...
IPSUM
What is your name?
HAG
Lorem!
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PAUL looks over MAX.
PAUL
Where does “lorem ipsum” come from, anyway?
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Aug 24, 2008 Uncategorized
Because it sure would be useful…
Okay, here goes nothin’…
Craig sits at his laptop, hoping to Jeebus that John’s done it.
CRAIG
Jeebus, I pray to thee...
Craig hits a few keys...
CRAIG
My God. It’s full of stars.
MELISSA
Why are you drooling?
CRAIG
You wouldn’t understand.
Aug 23, 2008 Uncategorized
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